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- Saint Augustine

Monday, March 31, 2003

Guess the movie quote #4: "Man 1: The Lone Rangers? How can you pluralize the Lone Ranger?
Man 2: What's wrong wit dat?
Man 1: Well, there are three of you. You're not exactly lone. Shouldn't you be the three rangers?
Man 2: No idea what you're saying right now.
Man 3: You lost me."

// posted by Jenna @ 4:17 PM

Friday, March 28, 2003

I have not said much about this "war" going on right now. I just spit fire when I let myself think about it, so it's best that I keep calm about it. However, there is a very big issue that is being largely ignored by the press and the rest of America that people need to WAKE UP to now, before things get even more out of hand. From a news story today: "This muddled climate — along with concerns about the war, higher oil prices and a turbulent stock market — has made businesses reluctant to make major financial commitments, namely capital investment and hiring. That is the biggest factor restraining the economy's recovery. Although businesses largely have restrained spending, consumers have been the main force keeping the economy going. But recent economic reports show consumers are becoming more cautious, especially as the job market has worsened. The unemployment rate rose to 5.8 percent in February as the economy lost a whopping 308,000 jobs. Economists believe the jobless rate moved up to 6 percent in March and may creep higher in coming months."

Doesn't anyone see how bad things are getting? This recession we are in (and we've been in one since 2001, thank you Mr. Bush) is not getting any better. The "war" has made things worse than ever and people are ignoring it. Mr. Bush has tried to encourage Americans to spend, despite the "war" going on, but he fails to see that more people are losing jobs, paying more for oil and gas, and quite frankly, can't afford to spend. To give that man a little credit, he is trying to cut taxes, spread over the next 10 years, but is that enough? Is that what is really needed to help Americans right now? Would it help to stop this "war" that is causing some of the problems right now? Things to ponder...

// posted by Jenna @ 8:34 AM

Last night was great. Dinner at Tony & Darrell's was awesome (I love lasagna!). I know, not exactly Atkins approved, but fuck it. A little pasta isn't going to kill me. And the dessert, provided by Rick, was mouth-watering and heavenly!!

I did get the grill for Steven and it is currently being stored at T&D's place. Ended up costing 260 total, but I did get a cover for it as well and who knew you had to pay extra for the stupid tank?? Now I have to go to Party City and find the biggest PINK bow I can find to put on it! :) I can't wait to see his face. He's going to be so thrilled!!!

// posted by Jenna @ 8:08 AM

Guess the movie quote #3: "Who would win in a fight, Lemmy or God?"

// posted by Jenna @ 8:04 AM

Thursday, March 27, 2003

Posted something. Hope your happy, Bob.

// posted by Jenna @ 3:04 PM

Guess the movie quote #2: "I figure we demand some weird stuff, so that later we can plead insanity."

// posted by Jenna @ 3:03 PM

Tuesday, March 25, 2003

So. The party Sunday was fun, and even more so since Goddamn Thomas didn't win. Hehehe...only kidding. And all I can say is, thank goodness for paper plates! :) I'm looking forward to dinner at Tony & Darrell's this week. I love Tony's cooking and everyone's company. And for those who wanted an update (and since Steve does NOT read the blogs), I'm hoping to get the bbq grill this week for him. It's on sale now at Sears and they offer free assembly! Yeah!!

// posted by Jenna @ 10:17 AM

Guess the movie quote: "Naked pictures of Bea Arthur?"

On a personal note: ICK! {shakes uncontrollably}

// posted by Jenna @ 10:14 AM

Friday, March 21, 2003

Okay. So here's the deal. We have gotten an eliptical trainer. Spent the better part of the other night putting the fucker together. Got the batteries for the display yesterday (SHUT UP BOB!). No sweat (HA). It's set up in my office so there is no chance in hell of me ignoring it. Well, tried it out today. Spent exactly 10 minutes on it.

It has taken no less than 25 minutes to recover.

I am SO out of shape!!!

Definitely time for a cigarette...

// posted by Jenna @ 5:48 PM

For those who don't know, my wonderful, lovely friend Bob made a deal with me (even though he wants to renege) that when I got down to his weight, he'd start exercising with me. Hehehe....that time is drawing closer and closer as each day goes by. I'm only 3 pounds off!!! Get your workout clothes ready, dear!! :)

I was thinking about going on a very long diatribe about this whole "war" thing, but decided to just fuckin' forget it. I mean what is there to be said other than it's stupid and only about oil. Same thing his "daddy" was trying for. I wonder if he's going to pick on France next.

AND SPEAKING OF THE FRENCH: I want all this 'dropping the word French from everything' to end and NOW. It's just plain INANE. Are you dumb-ass fuckers going to return the Statue of Liberty too? That WAS a GIFT from the French. And not to mention that they helped us in fighting for our VERY FREEDOM from the English. Are we going to give that back too? Can you SEE HOW STUPID YOU PEOPLE ARE BEING?????????? (Yeah, I'm just a little perturbed at these idiots.)

// posted by Jenna @ 10:30 AM

Guess the movie quote: "We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?"

// posted by Jenna @ 10:20 AM

Wednesday, March 19, 2003

Guess the movie quote #2: "The Canadians. They walk among us. William Shatner. Michael J. Fox. Monty Hall. Mike Meyers. Alex Trebek. All of them Canadians. All of them here."

// posted by Jenna @ 9:07 AM

Tuesday, March 18, 2003

There have been a few things said back and forth on a few of the blogs under "Friends" (see my side bar) and I have no intention of adding to any of it. Except to say (well, I am a queen bitch and have an opinion on everything under the frickin' sun) that it pains me to see a potential freindship being blown to the winds by inane pettiness and name calling (however subtle you try to be, it's still name calling and uncalled for). Just remember: "Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together." -- Thomas Woodrow Wilson

// posted by Jenna @ 5:30 PM

Guess the movie quote: "When have you ever heard anyone say, 'Honey, lets stay in and order Canadian food'?"

// posted by Jenna @ 6:39 AM

I'm baaack!! Well, folks, I see that a lot of people decided to take a blog break while I was gone (except Goddamn Thomas of course, who had to write about bball or he'd just die!). The shower went fine. If you've been to one, you've pretty much been to them all. But everything went fairly smoothly and I am SO happy it's over!!! I have my dress now too, which means I have to find someone to alter it now. Not a really big deal, I do have about 2 months until the wedding.

Our trip back was much more fun. Instead of the usual drive straight down I-95, we went I-84 to I-81. Took us through some beautiful countryside of Conneticut, New York, Pennsylvannia, Maryland, West Virginia, and the Shenandoah Valley of Virginia. We did stop in West Virginia for the night, so we wouldn't miss any of the scenery. Well, and to cross off another state on our "list". :)

While driving back on Sunday, somewhere in Maryland, I heard the most interesting story! A friend called me on my cell (who was so kind to watch our cats while we were away.) and told me that he was going to be spending some quality time with the girls that day. But then he told me that he had been attacked!! No, my friends, not by either of the cats. Mysteriously, by some freak of nature, the freezer door flung open and a carton of chocolate caramel swirl ice cream hurled itself out and pounced him! But he put up a valiant defense and managed to wrestle it to the ground, barely escaping with his own life! The ice cream was wounded, by only a few scoops, before being forced back into the freezer at spoon-point. Inexplicitly, a few chocolates from the box sitting on the window sill had the same urge to attack!!! I'm so proud that he managed to defend himself so well against the both of them.

// posted by Jenna @ 6:33 AM

Wednesday, March 12, 2003

Okay, this was brought to my attention via Goddamn Thomas. IT'S FUCKING RIDICULOUS! How dare the American government go to such tactics to bully a nation because they disagree with us. (Be sure to read the ENTIRE article.) Is there ANY question any more of how fucked up Bush and his administration are? Is there really any question that our own government has become nothing more than the big bully on the block? Please, someone take a bomb and wipe our nation clean of these inane politicians so we can start over with a clean slate. I just hope that the majority of the citizens in the other nations of this world will see through this crap and realize that not ALL Americans are behind that maniac that was "elected" (HA!) and hold all of this against the next poor man that will replace Bush-the-Tyrant next year.

You know what? I just know that eventually that moron of a buddy of Bush's, Mr. It's-Nice-To-Have-Friends-In-High-Places Ridge is going to eventually order the monitorization of my email and phone calls because I say bad things about his boss. Hehehehe....

// posted by Jenna @ 6:24 AM

Guess the movie quote #5 (and last chance!): "You know what mom? You know what i'm going to get you next year for christmas?? A giant fucking cross, so every time you feel unappreciated for all your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it."

// posted by Jenna @ 6:10 AM

Tuesday, March 11, 2003

You know, I should be upset at the whore known as Vivian for what she wrote on her blog, but since I highly doubt anyone will understand what he wrote, I'm going to let it slide. (Honey, try using more punctuation!!)

Oh, and here's a hint for the movie quote: it's a Christmas movie. Well, sort of.

// posted by Jenna @ 9:36 AM

I have some FAB-U-LOUS friends. And the support that I have gotten from them is priceless. Ended up going to dinner last night (for reasons I won't go into here, but Steve owed me) and made Bob join us. Nothing could have been better to relieve the depression I was letting myself slip into. Bob has a way of bringing my spirits up, whether I like it or not. (Of course, I am NOT trying to start anything, regardless of what the queen intends on writing on her blog!)

// posted by Jenna @ 7:17 AM

Thanks to Goddamn Thomas for this one: To Washington. Great song that I doubt that will get a lot of radio play, but it is EXCELLENT!!

// posted by Jenna @ 6:02 AM

Guess the movie quote #4: "Great. I hijacked my fucking parents."

// posted by Jenna @ 5:57 AM

Monday, March 10, 2003

Life is not fair.

I know this. Don’t we all know this? Drug addicted whores (like my sister-in-law) have no problems having a baby but not me. Went to the doctor today and received the bad news that the Clomid shit didn’t work. Now I have to wait for another two months before they’ll up the dosage and try again. In the meantime, a very nice dose of depression is settling in my head. My beautiful friends (the Sister’s Three) even did their own spell on me yesterday and I wish I could count on it, but I'm not. Not that I did not appreciate the sentiment behind it (and I’m still putting the spell in the baby book, whether it works or not!). I have begun to question whether or not I’m even meant to have a child. (Are there too many gay men in the world? What’s wrong with wanting to bring another one into this fucked up world?) Maybe I’m supposed to be barren and have my husband leave me for another woman who CAN have his child. I know that probably won’t happen, but in my depressed, twisted mind, it seems pretty fucking likely.

And I was feeling so good this morning.

Fuck my life.

// posted by Jenna @ 11:02 AM

Well, it's Monday morning and I'm up too damn early. It was a good weekend though. Got the hair done, and it's really red now! :) I love it and can't wait until I see my mother this weekend to freak her out. Knowing her, she won't appreciate it, but fuck her. She doesn't appreciate the tattoos either. Did a little shopping, mostly shit for the house and the last little bit for the fuckin' shower that is next weekend. I'll be happy when that is over and I can return to my normal life!!!

Bowling started up again, YEAH! I sucked ass, but not as badly as the hubby, so it's all good. We still took four points, so I'm happy. Of course, we won't be there next week, so yesterday was just a teaser! Speaking of which, I'll be without computer (and blog) access from Thursday to Sunday this week. Just means that if no one gets the movie quote by Wednesday evening, I'll post the answer then. Another good reason for the hubby NOT to read the blog: he'd get the movie quotes before anyone else had a chance!

// posted by Jenna @ 6:02 AM

Guess the movie quote #3: "From now on, the only person who gets to yell is me. Why? Because I have a gun. People with guns get to do whatever they want. Married people without guns--for instance--you--DO NOT get to yell. Why? NO GUNS! No guns, no yelling. See? Simple little equation."

// posted by Jenna @ 5:53 AM

Sunday, March 09, 2003

Guess the movie quote #2: "I thought mother's were supposed to be nice and sweet and bake cookies. I know loan sharks more forgiving than you."

// posted by Jenna @ 6:02 AM

Friday, March 07, 2003

Guess the movie quote: "Your husbands not dead, Lady. He's hiding!"

// posted by Jenna @ 2:07 PM

Wednesday, March 05, 2003

Another day at TPC. Another day that the boss is not here and I can pretty much do whatever I feel like. I don't have a whole lot of work to do at the moment, so here I am. We start back bowling this week (yeah!!) and I'm finally getting my hair colored again (must get rid of those pesky gray hairs!). For the record, Tae-Bo sucks. Well, not really, but it's not exactly the most fun exercise either! But I do enjoy picturing the hubby when throwing the punches. :)

// posted by Jenna @ 11:05 AM

Guess the movie quote #4: "Let's see. A little wind, left to right....I highly recommend the shovel."

// posted by Jenna @ 10:58 AM

Monday, March 03, 2003

Happy Fuckin' Monday. I had a pretty decent weekend, actually got to spend the ENTIRE weekend with just the hubby. Can't tell you how long it's been since that's happened. We also got to rearrange our bedroom, which we desperately needed, and it looks much better now. It'll look even better when he gets his toys hung. >:D We also started to clean out our second bedroom that had pretty much become a storage room. We'll reclaim the damn thing yet!! Besides, where the hell else are we going to put the sling? :D

For those who want to know, the diet is going fairly well. I've lost roughly 13 pounds so far and I'm happy with that. What's more important is that I've lost a few inches here and there, and that's what really matters to me. I'll let you know when I can get into my old favorite pair of jeans, which will probably be a while! :)

And for those of you out there (BOB) who are on the vigilant Baby-Wait 2003, the doctor's appointment on Friday went very well and I'm going to be on Clomid (fertility drug, yeah) for the next five days. My next appointment is on the 10th, so NO BABY QUESTIONS UNTIL AFTER THEN!! Of course, I realized after leaving the doctor on Friday, that if this drug works, some people will get their wish and have a Christmas baby. But I hope NOT!!! And just remember, NO PEEING SPELLS!!

// posted by Jenna @ 11:15 AM

Guess the movie quote #3: "Why do guys insist on measuring their dicks?"

// posted by Jenna @ 11:04 AM